- Shrek (Grayson): Alright, animals. That's our plan! Any of you furries got any questions?
- Puss in Boots (Stella): Yeah, I got one. Why am I the cat and Buckley gets to be a human?
- Donkey (Sean): And why am I the ass?!
- Shrek: [sighs] Look, Stelle, you picked the name outta the hat, okay? Therefore, you're the cat. And you're the ass, Sea-- I mean, Donkey.
- Puss in Boots: I'd much rather be the Fairy Godmother, I mean, come on man!
- Shrek: Oh, yeah, I forgot... you have a weird thing for playing bad guys. Alright, fine. The next one of these we do, you can be the bad person. I promise!
- Puss in Boots: Thank you - that's all I wanted.
- Donkey: What about me?
- Shrek: Eh, you'll always be the Donkey.
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| #04 | The Smell of Desperation | #05 | Nina's Work Conference | #06 | Stethoscopes and Monitors | ||||||
| #07 | Son of Grimes | #08 | Minor Turbulence | #09 | Husband Josef | ||||||
| #10 | Diamonds and Glitter | #11 | What an Alternative! | #12 | Please be Red | ||||||
| #13 | Life and Regrets of Deila Barvarz | #14 | Monsieur Fabian | #15 | Junk Flowers | ||||||
| #16 | Naïve Sean | #17 | Wilbur Drew | #18 | Abstract Paintings | ||||||
| #19 | Religion Versus Magic | #20 | Mr and Mrs Stumpty | #21 | Motionless Motives | ||||||
| #22 | X and O | #23 | Are We Done? | ||||||||