The Story of the White Jeans
Grayson wonders why Emmy's boyfriend, Sean, always wears white jeans and tries to find out on his own.
Season: 2 Episode: 11
Total Episode Count: 26
Prod. no.: 2PMZ11
First Aired: August 13, 2001
Guest Starring: Norman Helberg
Featuring: Grayson Masson, Sean Perry, Emmy Masson, Alan Perry
Also Appearing: Nina Masson, Stella Masson, Wilbur Masson, Paul Masson, Kamil Úvain, James Nesbitt, Riley Adams, Tatia Wilding, Priest Morgan, Clothing Supplier
Director: Valerie Watters
Writers: Scott Sherman
Storyboarders: Mariah Wong, Ara Kahn, Stephen Morgan
Plot: The three guys (Grayson, Kamil and James) are all at the local bar when Riley and Tatia walk in, carrying bags. Tatia sighs softly and complains about how there are so many shops to explore in Zelen. Grayson makes a sly comment, but is stopped by Kamil. Riley asks the guys what they are talking about, and Grayson tells them of how he figured out why Sean always wears white jeans.
His first flashback is of the previous night. He, Stella and Wilbur are watching a movie when Emmy and Sean walk into the living room. The pair greet them all happily, while the three of them wave lazily. Emmy then announces that she and Sean are celebrating their six month milestone tonight. By this time, Nina walks into the room and congratulates the couple.
Riley interrupts Grayson's flashback, complaining about why couples celebrate the smallest relationship achievements. Tatia states that she and her husband Josef celebrated everything. James and Kamil are excited to hear that Tatia is married and wants to know more about Josef, but Grayson tells them all to shut up so he can continue his story.
His flashback reveals that, later that night, he and Stella are talking about Sean. Grayson wants to know why he always wears white jeans. Stella jokes that he's mostly the son of God, which Grayson takes seriously. The next morning, Grayson with help from Stella, tracks down and visits Alan Perry, Sean's dad. Grayson holds him at gunpoint, which physically shocks both Stella and Alan. He tearfully informs them that Sean's favourite clothes shop was Veno. Grayson then pushes the trigger, revealing it to be a watergun. He laughs, then drags Stella out of the house, heading for Veno.
At Veno, after minutes of questioning, the Clothing Supplier reveals that Sean loves the color white, as he loves snow. Pleased with his answer, Grayson leaves the shop with Stella, who asks why he did this. Grayson replies that he was simply bored.
Back at the bar, Riley, Tatia, Kamil and James all state that Grayson's story was boring and crap, and that there was no point to it. Grayson tells them that there is a point to it; his daughter's boyfriend is Jesus. Before they can reply, the episode ends.