Riley: So, we were all totally getting pumped up for this threesome, but then the guys started talking about all the stuff they were gonna do to each other. So, I backed out and instead hooked up with the Russian bartender instead.
[Paul runs into the kitchen, frantic].
Paul: Mom, I have to tell you something really important and it has to be now!
Emmy: You better tell them, you dolt. Or they'll find out from me!
Paul: Why are you yelling at me?! You're supposed to be on my side!