Grayson: I'm telling you, Riley, looking after these kids and Stella on my own is really hard. The other day, Emmy came in and changed the channel from boxing to MTV.
Riley: Boxing? Hah! Your funny, Gray!
Grayson: What are you laughing for? I'm being serious!
Riley: Yeah, okay, and I like to be banged upside down! Oh wait, I don't. Just like you don't watch boxing!

Wilbur: Oh, who sings this? Donny Osmond... hm, not bad. Not bad at.... THIS IS MY JAM!

Riley: Listen, you damn kids! If you don't shut up, sit down and eat this pizza, I will force you to eat it. And for the love of God, Stella, if you need to go, just GO!

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